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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Proudly Made in the USA (Because Where Else Would We Be?)

Yep, we're as American as it gets. Our tees are printed right here on home turf — with printers hanging out in both Florida and Texas, because one state just wasn't enough for us.

For our international friends: don't worry, we didn't forget about you. We've teamed up with printers around the world so your order shows up fast — no passport required on our end.

Do you ship internationally?

We Ship Everywhere. Yes, Even There.

Doesn't matter where you are — we'll get our tees to you. Rates vary by location, so peek at our shipping policy for the details. 📦

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

Soft. Tough. Easy on Skin. (We Know, We're Overachievers.)

Our tees are made to survive playtime AND still be cuddle-approved. Exact materials vary by item — check the product page for the nerdy details. 😄

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